what the hell!

its today. sunday morning. love the morning rays of sun, newspaper and a hot cup of tea.
grabbed the newspaper(TOI) and the first page looked weird. there were words missing in the headlines. photographs missing. just the borders were marked to signify that some photograph should have been there.
Sammelana chief opposes renaming ______
_____ slams probe report.
CM to declare _____
it was more like filling up the news ourselves, how we like it.
how would this be ? - Sammelana chief opposes renaming his dog.
CM to declare - Am bankrupt.
down the page, it says anything incomplete can be a pain - especially when it comes to oral care. turnover for complete oral care.
and tada - a full page ad for listerene mouthwash!
a national daily and 2 pages of ad on the first page ?!!
where are we heading ???

its always said that there is only so much news that fits into a newspaper. which means that there isn't enough news.

weighty words

Organisation, Development, Skill-set, Version-Control, Complexity, Resources, Capability, Empowerment, Diversity, Bandwidth, Best-Practices, Globalization, Customer, Satisfaction ( who knows whose!), Long and Short term, Infrastructure, Logistics, Benchmarking...The list is on!

Use any conjunction or preposition between these words and the sentence always ends up meaningful.
here are some more, to add a little more weight to this post.

skilled dedication
effective communication

managerial literacy
high concentration of service-oriented skills
technical competence 
dedication
accurate peer assessment
proprietary reasoning
budgetary alignment
applications design
installation
implementation
client training
effective mediation between clients, programmers and end users
exceptional combination of technical/communication skills
expertise
skillset
programmer monitor
supervisory skills
conceptualization
consulting
consultant
project consultant
follow-through project management
focus on project management
Systems Engineer 
team player
team facilitator
team leader
project facilitator
successful project implementation
general management competence 
autonomy
independence 
entrepreneurial creativity 
entrepreneurial implementation